The deal with wearing shorts to games at UF is that it's hot as he## in Florida for most of the football season, so people wear shorts. It's a freaking football game people -- not a cotillion. If you want to get dressed up for a sporting event watch the equestrian team or go to Vandy.
If you want to be a Gator, you are more than welcome CBed. But you will fit in in Athens in jean shorts too. The choice is yours. They don't like to admit it, but they have their share of jean-shorts-wearing-PBR-drinking-never-matriculated fans too.
Oh Bill, You can dwell in the past for the whole jealousy of the gators, and yes, I want to beat yall every year, but I would imagine come showdown time its you who will be jealous. You never gave me your dawg predictions by the way, as I did so confidently on your blog. What do you think they will do. As I said before Tebow will be lucky to have 8 w's at the end of the season. I just can't wait to get the season started.
W - Oklahoma St L - S Carolina (could win that one) W - W Carolina L - at Alabama (could win that one) W - Ole Miss L - at Tennessee W - at Vanderbilt L - Florida W - Troy W - Auburn W - Kentucky W - at Ga Tech
For UF, if things go well, we finish 11-1. If things don't go well, I see 9-3.
W - W Kentucky W - Troy W - Tennessee (could lose here) W - at Ole Miss W - Auburn (could lose this one) L - at LSU W - at Kentucky W - at Georgia W - Vanderbilt W - at S Carolina W - FAU W - Florida St
Correction. My kids will grow up Bulldog fans for life. It does not matter where you live, it will be in their blood. Just like Bill living in Marietta and being a Gator fan. It matters not where you live my friends, its how your raised. According to her parents, Bekahs first words were "Go Dawgs!" and she spent the first few years of her life in New York, and WI. My children will laugh at the Gophers "football program." I think my kids will be alright. Isaiah has already been to her first game, and the next baby, well Im not afraid to fly him/her in for a game next year. By the way Bill thanks for the prediction, but I think your a little off. (we agree on one) I think we win against Carolina and Bama, and FL. The iffy ones are Tennessee, Auburn, and Tech, in my book.
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Analysis has revealed that gaytors wear jean shorts.
And by the way, the Dawgs are due and will win this year.
What's the deal with jean shorts? I swear, this is the first I've heard of it. I actually have some jean shorts. Does this make me a gaytor?
The deal with wearing shorts to games at UF is that it's hot as he## in Florida for most of the football season, so people wear shorts. It's a freaking football game people -- not a cotillion. If you want to get dressed up for a sporting event watch the equestrian team or go to Vandy.
If you want to be a Gator, you are more than welcome CBed. But you will fit in in Athens in jean shorts too. The choice is yours. They don't like to admit it, but they have their share of jean-shorts-wearing-PBR-drinking-never-matriculated fans too.
Thanks for the offer. Mike won't let me be a Gator because of that whole "booger eating" thing ya'll do.
Mike typed that...
I figured as much.
Oh Bill,
You can dwell in the past for the whole jealousy of the gators, and yes, I want to beat yall every year, but I would imagine come showdown time its you who will be jealous. You never gave me your dawg predictions by the way, as I did so confidently on your blog. What do you think they will do. As I said before Tebow will be lucky to have 8 w's at the end of the season. I just can't wait to get the season started.
JM,
I'm going with 8-4 to 10-2 for the dogs.
W - Oklahoma St
L - S Carolina (could win that one)
W - W Carolina
L - at Alabama (could win that one)
W - Ole Miss
L - at Tennessee
W - at Vanderbilt
L - Florida
W - Troy
W - Auburn
W - Kentucky
W - at Ga Tech
For UF, if things go well, we finish 11-1. If things don't go well, I see 9-3.
W - W Kentucky
W - Troy
W - Tennessee (could lose here)
W - at Ole Miss
W - Auburn (could lose this one)
L - at LSU
W - at Kentucky
W - at Georgia
W - Vanderbilt
W - at S Carolina
W - FAU
W - Florida St
JM talks about the Dawgs, but he apparently wants his kids to grow up as Gophers.
Not just any Gophers.
Golden Gophers.
He aspires to greatness!
Was that one dude from the Village People a Gaytors fan, too?
Correction. My kids will grow up Bulldog fans for life. It does not matter where you live, it will be in their blood. Just like Bill living in Marietta and being a Gator fan. It matters not where you live my friends, its how your raised. According to her parents, Bekahs first words were "Go Dawgs!" and she spent the first few years of her life in New York, and WI. My children will laugh at the Gophers "football program." I think my kids will be alright. Isaiah has already been to her first game, and the next baby, well Im not afraid to fly him/her in for a game next year.
By the way Bill thanks for the prediction, but I think your a little off. (we agree on one) I think we win against Carolina and Bama, and FL. The iffy ones are Tennessee, Auburn, and Tech, in my book.
Bill, I've got 2 reasons for hatin', my friend.
Freshman Year ('93, Nat'l. Championship...what can I say? Did I bring the magic?): FSU
'94 - '97: UGA
UF is not on my "buddy" list.
Sorry, buddy.
An expanded explanation of the above comment:
These are where my college years were spent.
That is all.
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